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Aug 24, 2014
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sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

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Aug 22, 2014
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Who sold their souls to get us this video?!

everyone who sees Benedict Cumberbatch’s ALS video [x] (via multifandom-madnesss)

SWEET GEORGIA BROWN. HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

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Aug 22, 2014
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sherlocksmoustache:

That face

sherlocksmoustache:

That face

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Aug 22, 2014
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Benedict doing the ALS Bucket Challenge

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Aug 22, 2014
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emmagrant01:

chillywillychaos:

THANK GOD FOR THAT WHITE T-SHIRT

He knew exactly what he was doing.

emmagrant01:

chillywillychaos:

THANK GOD FOR THAT WHITE T-SHIRT

He knew exactly what he was doing.


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Aug 22, 2014
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inspired-by-hiddles:

God bless the white t-shirt !

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Aug 16, 2014
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ask-gallows-callibrator:

eatyourpie:

unicorn-ghost:

i’ve been waiting for this photoset my whole life

thank you

yesyes

i was legit about to get upset but as i scrolled i became happier 

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Jul 25, 2014
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pixelkitties:

So the Fifty Shades of Gray Grey trailer is out…

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Jul 25, 2014
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dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

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Jul 25, 2014
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Jul 23, 2014
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mari-on-tea:

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djtetsuo89:

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ttripod:

jodyrobots:

whaa

WHATS THIS MOVIE!?

I WISH I KNEW!!!

The name of this movie is Top Secret

Dude, top secret is such a good movie.

this movie has an entire bar fight sequence that takes place underwater

for no reason at all

next date night movie

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Jul 2, 2014
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How to turn barbies into doctor who weeping angels
http://offbeathome.com/2014/06/weeping-angel-barbies

How to turn barbies into doctor who weeping angels

http://offbeathome.com/2014/06/weeping-angel-barbies


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Jun 13, 2014
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kalories:

fraustrodamus:

My mum broke her wrist and didnt want to go to her dinner party with an ugly cast so I broke out some brushes and painted Van Gogh’s ” Starry night ” on it for her.

oh yeah, no biggie, lemme just whip out my brushes and paint a lil something-something. easy.

kalories:

fraustrodamus:

My mum broke her wrist and didnt want to go to her dinner party with an ugly cast so I broke out some brushes and painted Van Gogh’s ” Starry night ” on it for her.

oh yeah, no biggie, lemme just whip out my brushes and paint a lil something-something. easy.

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Jun 8, 2014
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jr-abraxas:

ktnissevurdeen:

buttalecki:

what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? 

like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons

image

I do not have the power within me to not reblog this. 

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Jun 8, 2014
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davidtennantcom:

David Tennant is the cover star of the second issue of Shakespeare Magazine, the free online magazine dedicated to William Shakespeare.
You can read Shakespeare Magazine Issue 2 at this link

davidtennantcom:

David Tennant is the cover star of the second issue of Shakespeare Magazine, the free online magazine dedicated to William Shakespeare.

You can read Shakespeare Magazine Issue 2 at this link